Jack Frost Nipping at your Nose

Today it is cold. Not as cold as some places but colder than it has been here for a while. This morning I found a small, hard, greyish pea sized object between my toes...

OK, Stop right there Awa Rich! Please, not the frozen fart joke. Leave that one in Maybury Road School playground where it belongs!

Sorry, but sometimes the force is strong with some jokes.

Im Kuhlschrank Dude!

 Dude! Who ya kiddin? Y'did that in PhotoShop Awa Rich!

Nope!

Wish they were!

Actually I did it with Pixelmator on my iPad.

Have you nothing better to do Awa Rich?

Probably....